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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:31
Thumbs down again.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
JWST captures its most extreme gravitational lens ever - Big Think
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Wastewater is now helping track measles spread around the US - CNN
No, not a chance
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Asia-Pacific markets trade mixed as investors assess Trump claims of 'done' deal with China - CNBC
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the lowest probability event you have personally witnessed?
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
We've finally slowed the surge in overdose deaths. The Trump admin may undo all of it - Salon.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Questlove on Sly Stone: ‘His Artistry Came With a Burden’ - Rolling Stone
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids